The Big "Iffy" Post

If - Janet Jackson

If I was your girl
Oh the things I'd do to you
I'd make you call out my name
I'd ask who it belongs to
If I was your woman
The Things I'd do to you
But I'm not
So I can't
Then I won't
But if I was your girl

Well I had the opportunity to pretend I was a girl and much more thanks to ProfessorGQ. He gave a lot of fellow bloggers that same opportunity. Unless they were girls already, then they became boys. Or something like that. Hemingway let's get this Q&A show on the road.

If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?

Sing "My Humps" and have random dudes admire my lovely lady lumps all day. But they best not touch, they don't wanna start no drama.



If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?

I would honestly say trying to maintain your individuality while every other teenager is trying to conform with the majority. That's like so not chill.

If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?

The most embarrassing? So many moments come to mind. But if I had to pick one, there was that one time when I was walking home from school on a wintery afternoon and I slipped on a piece of ice and fell flat on my back. A few people saw and I got my bruised ass up so fast, it wasn't evem funny.

If you had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?

Hmmm....Tom Cruise, most definitely.

If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

Being too laidback. There are others but the question only asked for one...*LOL*.

If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?

I wish you could've listened to Paula Abdul's Cold-Hearted. Maybe you'd have been better prepared for the snake.

If you were to name the best "I told you so" you ever got to deliver, what was it?

It was the time I told Tasha that a boy in her class was a porn star and I saw his face on a video cover. She refused to believe me until she saw him for herself one day when she, umm, stumbled upon someone's collection. *LOL*

If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?

It would involve cookie dough ice-cream, a vat of leeches, and Cyndi Lauper.

If you could have a lifetime 50% discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?

EB Games

If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it?

A goldfish and I'd name it Goldie.



If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?

Remove all the petty shit my immediate family have arguments over.

If you could spend next New Year's Eve doing anything, what would you do, and with whom.

I really enjoyed my last New Year's Eve & day so I'd probably want to spend it the same way and with the same company.

If you were to set your country's immigration policy, what would it be?

What ProfessorGQ said.

If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set?

I think 'Don't ask, don't tell' works for me.

If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?

Definitely Karamale. Oh wait, did we actually have to converse before to have lost touch? We've chatted multiple times. But it could've all been in my head...*LOL*.

If you could change one thing about your love life, what would it be?

Have a dude willing to do whatever it takes to never quit me.

If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?

On the Down Low: A Journey into the Lives of 'Straight' Black Men Who Sleep with Men by J. L. King, only because he's an opportunistic pig.

If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?

Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814.

If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?

My college diploma.

If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?

"You've touched the lives of many folks with the way you lived your life. Eternal life is yours...unless you want what's in Door #2."

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P.S...my bowling finals is later today. We need all three games to pull 1st place for the 2nd half. Wish me luck.