The Flav Stretch

I can't believe that Flavor of Love is almost coming to an end. If you've been keeping up, Flav's even crazier better half Brigitte Neilsen came over and gave each of the girls a lie detector test. For those who aren't following the show, I color coded the final six hoochies from a picture I found on Pumkin's(the white girl with the blue circle) myspace account.

Hottie(the one with the yellow square) was the biggest liar of them all. She claimed to be under 25 with a 26 inch waist. She also says her hair is 100% real and not a weave. It was hilarious watching her because she seems very delusional and dim.

On the other end of the spectrum, Goldie(the one with the pink circle) was said to have been 100% truthful. Goldie's been my favorite from Episode 1. She's had a lot of memorable quotes and moments, including her infamous throwing up moment, "the chicken was lovely" and "bitch crazy". She said that last one a lot, especially when referring to Hottie and the residential tranny New York (the one with the green circle). Since I love Goldie's country ways, I don't want her to win. She deserves way better. How about hooking her up with Flav's body guard? They'd make a cute couple.

The most interesting part of the lie detector segment was New York not wanting to have kids with Flav (which was true). The joke, of course, is that since she looks like a drag queen that she doesn't have the parts necessary. But she also really "love(s) that beautiful man".

Ms. Brigitte clearly felt threatened by all the hoochies, though. She basically told Flav that none of them were right for him. She and Hoopz(the girl with the orange circle) got into it in some restaurant outside Hollywood Boulevard. I sorta tripped out because I was right there weeks ago. Not that they were around that time since this train wreck was taped months before, but nonetheless it was a 'wow' moment for me.

I love Hoopz too. She resembles my female crush Stacey Dash a bit. They could almost be sisters. Plus she has this cool vibe about her. I would love to meet her and hang out. Of course, Goldie would have to come along too.

So Hemingway I was suspecting that the final 2 would be Hottie and New York, since both of them "bitch(es) crazy". But Hottie's lies caught up with her. She apparently appeared on another reality TV show Blind Date. She even wore the same hoochie outfit she had on that show as on Flavor Of Love. Flav apparently was crushed by this, which I call bullshit on. He could've kicked her out for many other reasons. But because she appeared on another reality TV show and was just as delusional there. Please. He should kick everyone out then since just about all them hoochies are doing it for exposure and Pumkin also appeared on Blind Date. By the way, a hilarious interview with Hottie was given by blogger dlisted. Check it out if you can't get enough of the crazy!

In a surprise move, he also kicked out Smiley(the cute green squared Asian) because she has too much emotional baggage. Hello, has he seen New York? Or Pumkin? Talk about emotional basket cases.

So we're left with Goldie, Hoopz, New York, and Pumkin. Since they weren't going with a delusional final 2, I'm banking that the final match up will be between Goldie and New York. Bascially a good vs. insane match-up. I'm predicting Hoopz loses game in the next episode and then Pumkin in the one after that.

I'm hoping New York wins. She and Flav deserve each other.

But I'll be sad when the season is over. Hopefully they'll have some other interesting reality show to grab my attention.